Sexy? Only if your version of sex is an experience devoid of pleasure, dragging on without a point, and leaving you wondering if it was even worth the effort. Having been asked to join two others for lunch, I was 'treated' to non-existent service, somewhat surprising as there were only two other customers there on a Monday early afternoon (apparently power lunchers dine early or, more likely, somewhere else). My lunch was inedible, a point unnoticed by the waiter until finally he was flagged down. Lucky for him as the plate was inching its way to the edge of the table each time he walked by without even stopping to ask us how we were enjoying (or not) the meal. A few more passes and it might have ended up on the floor. The only highlight was when he feigned disappointment and took the entree off the bill. Even then, he had no interest in offering me a substitute. Even then, the bill was far too high for what was served. If you enjoy paying for decorations, feel free to venture forth. But hurry. If the lack of crowds are an indication, this space may well be for rent soon enough.